Post by billchadwick on Nov 12, 2010 11:23:24 GMT -5
Tommy Russell: Well Todd Bright, I'm going to New York with you. You know Louie Landon, gave me a job as tree judge for as long as you're at the races.
Todd Bright: Look Tommy Russell, if you're the tree judge, you must know all the dogs.
Tommy Russell: I certainly do.
Todd Bright: Well you know I've never paid much attention. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's running.
Tommy Russell: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these dogs now-a-days very peculiar names.
Todd Bright: You mean funny names?
Tommy Russell: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Todd Bright: His brother Daffy.
Tommy Russell: Daffy Dean...
Todd Bright: And their French cousin.
Tommy Russell: French?
Todd Bright: Goofè.
Tommy Russell: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have in the first heat, Who's in the first, What's in the second, I Don't Know is in the third...
Todd Bright: That's what I want to find out.
Tommy Russell: I say Who's in the first, What's in the second, I Don't Know's in the third.
Todd Bright: Are you the tree judge?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: SO! you’re gonna be the tree judge?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: And you don't know the dogs’ names?
Tommy Russell: Well I should.
Todd Bright: Well then who's in the first?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: I mean the dog’s name.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog in the first.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The first heat.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog running...
Tommy Russell: Who is in the first!
Todd Bright: I'm asking YOU who's in the first.
Tommy Russell: That's the dog's name.
Todd Bright: That's who's name?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: Well go ahead and tell me.
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: That's who?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, you gotta first heat?
Tommy Russell: Certainly.
Todd Bright: Who's running first?
Tommy Russell: That's right.
Todd Bright: When you collect heat money, who gets the money?
Tommy Russell: Every dollar of it.
Todd Bright: All I'm trying to find out is the dog's name in first heat.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog that gets...
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: Who gets the money if he wins...
Tommy Russell: He does, every dollar. Sometimes he wins finals and collects it.
Todd Bright: Whose finals?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
PAUSE
Tommy Russell: What's wrong with that?
Todd Bright: Look, all I wanna know is when you vote in the first heat, how do you sign his name?
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: How does you sign...
Tommy Russell: That's how I signs it.
Todd Bright: Who?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: All I'm trying to find out is what's the dog’s name in first heat.
Tommy Russell: No. What is in second heat.
Todd Bright: I'm not asking you who's in second.
Tommy Russell: Who's in first.
Todd Bright: One heat at a time!
Tommy Russell: Well, don't change the dogs around.
Todd Bright: I'm not changing nobody!
Tommy Russell: Take it easy, buddy.
Todd Bright: I'm only asking you, who's the dog in first heat?
Tommy Russell: That's right.
Todd Bright: Ok.
Tommy Russell: All right.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: What's the dog's name in first heat?
Tommy Russell: No. What is in second.
Todd Bright: I'm not asking you who's in second.
Tommy Russell: Who's in first.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell: He's in third, we're not talking about him.
Todd Bright: Now how did I get in third heat?
Tommy Russell: Why you mentioned his name.
Todd Bright: If I mentioned the dog's name, who did I say is running in the third?
Tommy Russell: No. Who's running first.
Todd Bright: What's in first?
Tommy Russell: What's in second.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell: He's in third.
Todd Bright: There I go, back in third again!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Would you just stay on third heat and don't go off it.
Tommy Russell: All right, what do you want to know?
Todd Bright: Now who's running third heat?
Tommy Russell: Why do you insist on putting Who in third heat?
Todd Bright: What am I putting in third.
Tommy Russell: No. What is in second.
Todd Bright: You don't want who in second?
Tommy Russell: Who is in first.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell & Todd Bright Together:Third heat!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, you got any seniors?
Tommy Russell: Sure.
Todd Bright: The best dog’s name?
Tommy Russell: Why.
Todd Bright: I just thought I'd ask you.
Tommy Russell: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Todd Bright: Then tell me who's running in seniors.
Tommy Russell: Who's running first.
Todd Bright: I'm not... stay out of the claimers! I want to know what's the dog's name in seniors?
Tommy Russell: No, What is in second.
Todd Bright: I'm not asking you who's in second.
Tommy Russell: Who's in first!
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell & Todd Bright Together: Third heat!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: The senior's name?
Tommy Russell: Why.
Todd Bright: Because!
Tommy Russell: Oh, he's junior.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, any green dogs?
Tommy Russell: Sure.
Todd Bright: The dog's name?
Tommy Russell: Tomorrow.
Todd Bright: You don't want to tell me today?
Tommy Russell: I'm telling you now.
Todd Bright: Then go ahead.
Tommy Russell: Tomorrow!
Todd Bright: What time?
Tommy Russell: What time what?
Todd Bright: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's the green dog?
Tommy Russell: Now listen. Who is not green.
Todd Bright: I'll break your arm, you say who's in first! I want to know what's the green dog’s name?
Tommy Russell: What's in second.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell & Todd Bright Together: Third heat!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Gotta a catcher?
Tommy Russell: Certainly.
Todd Bright: The catcher's name?
Tommy Russell: Today.
Todd Bright: Today, and tomorrow's green.
Tommy Russell: Now you've got it.
Todd Bright: All we got is a couple of days in the race.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: You know I'm a catcher too.
Tommy Russell: So they tell me.
Todd Bright: I get behind the tree to do some fancy catching, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna catch the dog in the first heat. So I pick up the dog and give who’s number?
Tommy Russell: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Todd Bright: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Tommy Russell: That's all you have to do.
Todd Bright: Is to catch the dog in the first heat.
Tommy Russell: Yes!
Todd Bright: Now who's ran?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, if I catch the dog in the first heat, somebody's gotta get caught. Now who is it?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: Who?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: Naturally?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: So I catch the dog and I give the number for Naturally.
Tommy Russell: No you don't, you the number for Who.
Todd Bright: Naturally.
Tommy Russell: That's different.
Todd Bright: That's what I said.
Tommy Russell: You're not saying it...
Todd Bright: I give the number for Naturally.
Tommy Russell: You give the number for Who.
Todd Bright: Naturally.
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: That's what I said!
Tommy Russell: You ask me.
Todd Bright: I give the for who?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: Now you ask me.
Tommy Russell: You give the number for Who?
Todd Bright: Naturally.
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: Same as you! Same as YOU! I give the number of who. Whoever it is wins and the dog runs in the second. Who wins the heat and beats What. What beats I Don't Know. I Don't Know beatsTomorrow, three tree dogs. Another dog wins Because. Why? I don't know! He's in third and I don't give a darn!
Tommy Russell: What?
Todd Bright: I said I don't give a darn!
Tommy Russell: Oh, he’s a GREEN/GREEN.
Todd Bright: Look Tommy Russell, if you're the tree judge, you must know all the dogs.
Tommy Russell: I certainly do.
Todd Bright: Well you know I've never paid much attention. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's running.
Tommy Russell: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these dogs now-a-days very peculiar names.
Todd Bright: You mean funny names?
Tommy Russell: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Todd Bright: His brother Daffy.
Tommy Russell: Daffy Dean...
Todd Bright: And their French cousin.
Tommy Russell: French?
Todd Bright: Goofè.
Tommy Russell: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have in the first heat, Who's in the first, What's in the second, I Don't Know is in the third...
Todd Bright: That's what I want to find out.
Tommy Russell: I say Who's in the first, What's in the second, I Don't Know's in the third.
Todd Bright: Are you the tree judge?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: SO! you’re gonna be the tree judge?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: And you don't know the dogs’ names?
Tommy Russell: Well I should.
Todd Bright: Well then who's in the first?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: I mean the dog’s name.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog in the first.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The first heat.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog running...
Tommy Russell: Who is in the first!
Todd Bright: I'm asking YOU who's in the first.
Tommy Russell: That's the dog's name.
Todd Bright: That's who's name?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
Todd Bright: Well go ahead and tell me.
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: That's who?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, you gotta first heat?
Tommy Russell: Certainly.
Todd Bright: Who's running first?
Tommy Russell: That's right.
Todd Bright: When you collect heat money, who gets the money?
Tommy Russell: Every dollar of it.
Todd Bright: All I'm trying to find out is the dog's name in first heat.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog that gets...
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: Who gets the money if he wins...
Tommy Russell: He does, every dollar. Sometimes he wins finals and collects it.
Todd Bright: Whose finals?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
PAUSE
Tommy Russell: What's wrong with that?
Todd Bright: Look, all I wanna know is when you vote in the first heat, how do you sign his name?
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: The dog.
Tommy Russell: Who.
Todd Bright: How does you sign...
Tommy Russell: That's how I signs it.
Todd Bright: Who?
Tommy Russell: Yes.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: All I'm trying to find out is what's the dog’s name in first heat.
Tommy Russell: No. What is in second heat.
Todd Bright: I'm not asking you who's in second.
Tommy Russell: Who's in first.
Todd Bright: One heat at a time!
Tommy Russell: Well, don't change the dogs around.
Todd Bright: I'm not changing nobody!
Tommy Russell: Take it easy, buddy.
Todd Bright: I'm only asking you, who's the dog in first heat?
Tommy Russell: That's right.
Todd Bright: Ok.
Tommy Russell: All right.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: What's the dog's name in first heat?
Tommy Russell: No. What is in second.
Todd Bright: I'm not asking you who's in second.
Tommy Russell: Who's in first.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell: He's in third, we're not talking about him.
Todd Bright: Now how did I get in third heat?
Tommy Russell: Why you mentioned his name.
Todd Bright: If I mentioned the dog's name, who did I say is running in the third?
Tommy Russell: No. Who's running first.
Todd Bright: What's in first?
Tommy Russell: What's in second.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell: He's in third.
Todd Bright: There I go, back in third again!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Would you just stay on third heat and don't go off it.
Tommy Russell: All right, what do you want to know?
Todd Bright: Now who's running third heat?
Tommy Russell: Why do you insist on putting Who in third heat?
Todd Bright: What am I putting in third.
Tommy Russell: No. What is in second.
Todd Bright: You don't want who in second?
Tommy Russell: Who is in first.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell & Todd Bright Together:Third heat!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, you got any seniors?
Tommy Russell: Sure.
Todd Bright: The best dog’s name?
Tommy Russell: Why.
Todd Bright: I just thought I'd ask you.
Tommy Russell: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Todd Bright: Then tell me who's running in seniors.
Tommy Russell: Who's running first.
Todd Bright: I'm not... stay out of the claimers! I want to know what's the dog's name in seniors?
Tommy Russell: No, What is in second.
Todd Bright: I'm not asking you who's in second.
Tommy Russell: Who's in first!
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell & Todd Bright Together: Third heat!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: The senior's name?
Tommy Russell: Why.
Todd Bright: Because!
Tommy Russell: Oh, he's junior.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, any green dogs?
Tommy Russell: Sure.
Todd Bright: The dog's name?
Tommy Russell: Tomorrow.
Todd Bright: You don't want to tell me today?
Tommy Russell: I'm telling you now.
Todd Bright: Then go ahead.
Tommy Russell: Tomorrow!
Todd Bright: What time?
Tommy Russell: What time what?
Todd Bright: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's the green dog?
Tommy Russell: Now listen. Who is not green.
Todd Bright: I'll break your arm, you say who's in first! I want to know what's the green dog’s name?
Tommy Russell: What's in second.
Todd Bright: I don't know.
Tommy Russell & Todd Bright Together: Third heat!
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Gotta a catcher?
Tommy Russell: Certainly.
Todd Bright: The catcher's name?
Tommy Russell: Today.
Todd Bright: Today, and tomorrow's green.
Tommy Russell: Now you've got it.
Todd Bright: All we got is a couple of days in the race.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: You know I'm a catcher too.
Tommy Russell: So they tell me.
Todd Bright: I get behind the tree to do some fancy catching, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna catch the dog in the first heat. So I pick up the dog and give who’s number?
Tommy Russell: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Todd Bright: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Tommy Russell: That's all you have to do.
Todd Bright: Is to catch the dog in the first heat.
Tommy Russell: Yes!
Todd Bright: Now who's ran?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
PAUSE
Todd Bright: Look, if I catch the dog in the first heat, somebody's gotta get caught. Now who is it?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: Who?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: Naturally?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: So I catch the dog and I give the number for Naturally.
Tommy Russell: No you don't, you the number for Who.
Todd Bright: Naturally.
Tommy Russell: That's different.
Todd Bright: That's what I said.
Tommy Russell: You're not saying it...
Todd Bright: I give the number for Naturally.
Tommy Russell: You give the number for Who.
Todd Bright: Naturally.
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: That's what I said!
Tommy Russell: You ask me.
Todd Bright: I give the for who?
Tommy Russell: Naturally.
Todd Bright: Now you ask me.
Tommy Russell: You give the number for Who?
Todd Bright: Naturally.
Tommy Russell: That's it.
Todd Bright: Same as you! Same as YOU! I give the number of who. Whoever it is wins and the dog runs in the second. Who wins the heat and beats What. What beats I Don't Know. I Don't Know beatsTomorrow, three tree dogs. Another dog wins Because. Why? I don't know! He's in third and I don't give a darn!
Tommy Russell: What?
Todd Bright: I said I don't give a darn!
Tommy Russell: Oh, he’s a GREEN/GREEN.